Ah! Fruit Fuck!

gingerbatchman:

chekov chekov

he’s our man

if he can’t do zat

no one can

(via adorkable-rin)

sokkalogical:

sokkalogical:

sokkalogical:

MY MOM IS CRYING IN THE SHOWER HELP

JUST KIDDING SHE WAS SINGING

WAIT WHY ARE YOU REBLOGGING THIS

(via adorkable-rin)

kawaiicornsnake:

kawaiicornsnake:

I think the real question is why should a girl shave, preen and diet herself into oblivion for a guy in sweatpants and a t shirt who hasn’t trimmed his pubes in 3 years

Please stop reblogging this I’m scared a social justice warrior is gonna find it and realise I’m a boy

(via batshtcrzy)

orima-kazooie:

ygocanonshuffle:

can you imagine being the mother of a yu-gi-oh character

you spend the nine months of your pregnancy so excited for your child, and then he’s born with hair like this

and you’re like, “shit, look at that hair. he’s obviously going to be a protagonist. what’s going to happen to him 15 years from now?”

“I don’t want to be a tragic backstory”

(via batshtcrzy)

notdavestrider:

Asking directly “can we be friends?” to someone is super awkward and puts people in compromising and uncomfortable situations and please don’t do it???

(via criminallyincompetent)

oldprickbitches:

Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”

(via batshtcrzy)

3ridan:

do not read old chat logs of someone you used to be close to do not read old chat logs of someone you used to be close to do not read old chat logs of someone you used to be close to

(Source: lapfoxs, via adorkable-rin)

maxterbate:

morning-musuko:

maxterbate:

whatcha gonna do faggot

hopefully, you.

oh

(via batshtcrzy)